Chorus A
The best thing about girls, is that they’re always there
With the looks in their eyes, and the smell of their hair
The makeup and wardrobe, and jewelry that they wear
And all the dumb things that they do
to show us that they care
chorus B
the best thing about girls, is they aren’t really dumb
they’re just playing the role, well maybe some
but as stupid as they can be, they can be fun
and even us worthless losers, can find one
Verse One
some girls are asparagus
while other girls are fruity
some girls will play hard to get
some pass around their booty
some call love a privilege
some consider it duty
a lot of girls are hideous
but my girl is a beauty
Verse Two
girls give me headaches
girls give me gas
girls have no tact
girls are short on class
girls carry germs
critical mass
girls are a pain
in my pimp-l-y neck
Verse Three
I have a girl
She loves me back
She’s beautiful
She doesn’t smoke crack
She gives me smiles
I lay down the mack
The love she gives me
I no longer lack
lyrics copyright jesse myers 2001
music copyright after the mourning
lyrics by jesse myers 2001
music by jesse myers and tyler hartley
